sometimesyoureyoung: spoken-not-written: the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears. I actually needed that.  (via spoken-not-written)

sometimesyoureyoung:

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

I actually needed that. 

(via spoken-not-written)

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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging
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ecstasysmom: Profile Photos Tagged Photos (via evigten)

ecstasysmom:

Profile Photos

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Tagged Photos

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(via evigten)

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phukers: when u see someone hot at the gym (via evigten)

phukers:

when u see someone hot at the gym

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(via evigten)

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bremser:

David Goldblatt, Fifteen Year Old Lawrence Matjee After His Assault And Detention By The Security Police, Khotso House, De Villiers Street, Johannesburg, 25 October 1985
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Nika Samarina
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1337tattoos:

Nika Samarina
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tfids:

i love him so much
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1337tattoos:

Nika Samarina
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tfids:

i love him so much
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1337tattoos:

Nika Samarina
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tfids:

i love him so much
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